Only on twitter... - Virtual Assistant Forums

lanelt · #1 (**permalink**) 02-20-2009

OK, post some of your funny only on twitter stories. I'll start...

Only on twitter can you have a "conversation" with your ABC news anchor while he's on the air.

(I found this extremely hilarious tonight for some reason...probably because I'm tired and SHOULD be asleep.)

CortniM · #2 (**permalink**) 02-20-2009

I got some:
Only on Twitter can you mention a "virtual" brownie that doesn't have calories and immediately get a reply from someone you don't know advertising a weight loss system that allows you to eat chocolate.

Only on Twitter is it ok to use the words "tweet", "retweet", "tweeted", or "tweeting". I still feel the need to use "air quotes" when physically saying those words! LOL

Virtually Assisting You · #3 (**permalink**) 02-22-2009

Only on twitter someone chooses to follow you, and then when you follow back - They send and Auto DM that says "Thanks! I’ll follow you back:-) By the way...I'm curious, how did you find me?"

That made me LOL and unfollow!

VY925 · #4 (**permalink**) 02-22-2009

LOL...thanx for a little humor this Sunday afternoon.

D_Victoria_Virtual_Assistance · #5 (**permalink**) 02-22-2009

Only on Twitter can you tweet about a squirrel being outside of your window and instantly be followed by someone that has squirrel in their user name and their website, but their website has NOTHING to do with squirrels!

Lol.

CortniM · #6 (**permalink**) 02-22-2009

Darlene- that is really funny!!! LOL

SupportMyOffice · #7 (**permalink**) 02-22-2009

Only on Twitter can you post a complaint about lousy service at Discount Tire and then immediately be followed by Discount Tire and asked if there is anything they can help you with.

lanelt · #8 (**permalink**) 02-22-2009

Only on twitter can you answer a question "what airline is your least favorite" and reply "Alaska Airlines --- their customer service is horrible" then have Alaska Airlines follow you as "one of their favorite customers".