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**Winner of the February 2009 VAF Blog Challenge** A Day in the Life of a Virtual Assistant
Posted 02-23-2009 at 04:04 PM by Your Virtual Wizard
I start out my day, waking with an alarm,
some mornings, that's tough,
as my covers are warm.
Husband has made coffee, pour the cream in my cup.
Wake up my teen. "Hey, you'd better stay up!"
Throw on my sweats, brush my teeth, wash my face,
Feed the cat, feed the teen, "Yes, it's oatmeal for darn sakes."
"Leave the iPod at home, don't even ask.
And please don't forget your books and school lunch pass."
(Help me this day, as I ignore his morning sass!)
We'd better get going;
I've got much on my plate; emails, Twitter,
social networking won't wait.
Already my head is a-spin;
I may be going berserk,
but I can't sit down 'til I finish my mom-work.
A quick drive to school, "Good luck on your test!"
A kiss and a hug, "And, please do your best."
He turns with a grunt then pauses to say,
"I love you too, Mom but please go away.
My friends are all looking, you see,
so please go to work, you're embarrassing me!"
The drive back home, I'm thinking of work;
a new client today, perhaps a contract to sign,
This is a great job, with so many fun perks.
I take off my taxi-cap and up to my door,
smile to the neighbor,
(oh that man's an incredible bore!)
Pick a few weeds, in the box goes the Netflix,
I've arrived right on-time,
oh, this office is a mess!
Phone conference at 10, computer goes on;
I must prepare.
Toss in some laundry, oops, that sweater's mohair.
Heat up the first coffee now cold from before;
only one cup remaining, shall I make some more?
Click on my Inbox, checked only 12-hours-past.
Emails pour in like a flood,
I'd say, 20 mbps is rather fast.
Check boxes for client-rush requests,
check VAF for new posts,
comment LinkedIn, post Twitter
I'm working hard to deliver.
Look at my calendar, I've got real estate work,
new listings are posted with virtual tours to stitch.
I'll have to redo my weekly to-do list.
A client has emailed me she wants something fast…a newsletter copy;
she can't know I'm behind.
I'll open the attachment…what will I find?
Newsletter copy that needs more than a tweak,
bad spelling and formatting,
it does look rather bleak.
I get started on this rush project, in comes new real estate listings.
Get these up on the 'net, the agent is insisting.
Time moves quickly and I've completed all three tasks.
Sent off that newsletter, will the client approve fast?
Now I'm writing a blog post and stitching photos again,
I have to push hard, client conference awaits
and it's already 10.
Break away from my work to make my call,
new client is pleasant and seems rather fine.
Will he sign my contract and do so on-time?
Yes, I can update your ads and post listings to your sites,
write your blogs, articles and newsletters;
and make them look right.
Yes, I can help you for as long as you like, but remember,
your budget is really quite tight.
My day continues, finishing work as it comes in.
The newsletter copy is returned no changes…great, it's a win!
New client sent contracts, we'll get started the next day.
Set up new folders, passwords and names.
(This is a real business and I don't play games.)
I'm learning new programs, have QuickBooks Pro in the wings,
I'll be loading new software and reading manuals and such things.
The blog is nearly finished. I'll post to Active Rain.
What will be the next topic?
(Occasionally, I do think I am going insane.)
I finally step outside for some much-needed fresh air.
The blue Florida sky, the graceful palms and the birds.
How proud that this is my office; my life in my own words.
Time to pick up the teen, "Lord; give me strength if you may."
Surprisingly he asks me, "Mom, how was your day?"
He doesn't like his teacher; he wants to play with the Wii.
"Mom, I'll make you a deal. I'll do my homework for a fee."
I don't change diapers or take care of new babies, you see,
but I remain a VA as my teen still needs me.
Peer pressure, girls, homework and school,
he still needs a mom to listen each day;
albeit I'll agree, I am really 'uncool'.
My VA job allows me to choose,
the work that I like to do,
I contract with quality people
More or less, or perhaps just a few.
The best part of all, is that I can
be a Mom too.
Janine Gregor (aka Jan)
www.YourVirtualWizard.com
some mornings, that's tough,
as my covers are warm.
Husband has made coffee, pour the cream in my cup.
Wake up my teen. "Hey, you'd better stay up!"
Throw on my sweats, brush my teeth, wash my face,
Feed the cat, feed the teen, "Yes, it's oatmeal for darn sakes."
"Leave the iPod at home, don't even ask.
And please don't forget your books and school lunch pass."
(Help me this day, as I ignore his morning sass!)
We'd better get going;
I've got much on my plate; emails, Twitter,
social networking won't wait.
Already my head is a-spin;
I may be going berserk,
but I can't sit down 'til I finish my mom-work.
A quick drive to school, "Good luck on your test!"
A kiss and a hug, "And, please do your best."
He turns with a grunt then pauses to say,
"I love you too, Mom but please go away.
My friends are all looking, you see,
so please go to work, you're embarrassing me!"
The drive back home, I'm thinking of work;
a new client today, perhaps a contract to sign,
This is a great job, with so many fun perks.
I take off my taxi-cap and up to my door,
smile to the neighbor,
(oh that man's an incredible bore!)
Pick a few weeds, in the box goes the Netflix,
I've arrived right on-time,
oh, this office is a mess!
Phone conference at 10, computer goes on;
I must prepare.
Toss in some laundry, oops, that sweater's mohair.
Heat up the first coffee now cold from before;
only one cup remaining, shall I make some more?
Click on my Inbox, checked only 12-hours-past.
Emails pour in like a flood,
I'd say, 20 mbps is rather fast.
Check boxes for client-rush requests,
check VAF for new posts,
comment LinkedIn, post Twitter
I'm working hard to deliver.
Look at my calendar, I've got real estate work,
new listings are posted with virtual tours to stitch.
I'll have to redo my weekly to-do list.
A client has emailed me she wants something fast…a newsletter copy;
she can't know I'm behind.
I'll open the attachment…what will I find?
Newsletter copy that needs more than a tweak,
bad spelling and formatting,
it does look rather bleak.
I get started on this rush project, in comes new real estate listings.
Get these up on the 'net, the agent is insisting.
Time moves quickly and I've completed all three tasks.
Sent off that newsletter, will the client approve fast?
Now I'm writing a blog post and stitching photos again,
I have to push hard, client conference awaits
and it's already 10.
Break away from my work to make my call,
new client is pleasant and seems rather fine.
Will he sign my contract and do so on-time?
Yes, I can update your ads and post listings to your sites,
write your blogs, articles and newsletters;
and make them look right.
Yes, I can help you for as long as you like, but remember,
your budget is really quite tight.
My day continues, finishing work as it comes in.
The newsletter copy is returned no changes…great, it's a win!
New client sent contracts, we'll get started the next day.
Set up new folders, passwords and names.
(This is a real business and I don't play games.)
I'm learning new programs, have QuickBooks Pro in the wings,
I'll be loading new software and reading manuals and such things.
The blog is nearly finished. I'll post to Active Rain.
What will be the next topic?
(Occasionally, I do think I am going insane.)
I finally step outside for some much-needed fresh air.
The blue Florida sky, the graceful palms and the birds.
How proud that this is my office; my life in my own words.
Time to pick up the teen, "Lord; give me strength if you may."
Surprisingly he asks me, "Mom, how was your day?"
He doesn't like his teacher; he wants to play with the Wii.
"Mom, I'll make you a deal. I'll do my homework for a fee."
I don't change diapers or take care of new babies, you see,
but I remain a VA as my teen still needs me.
Peer pressure, girls, homework and school,
he still needs a mom to listen each day;
albeit I'll agree, I am really 'uncool'.
My VA job allows me to choose,
the work that I like to do,
I contract with quality people
More or less, or perhaps just a few.
The best part of all, is that I can
be a Mom too.
Janine Gregor (aka Jan)
www.YourVirtualWizard.com
Total Comments 22
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Wow! Need I say more???
What a neat post/poem - this is really cool. |
Posted 02-23-2009 at 06:19 PM by Tess
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Thank you, Tess. I appreciate your feedback.
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Posted 02-23-2009 at 07:37 PM by Your Virtual Wizard
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I agree, what an amazing poem!
Thank you so much for sharing, Jan! |
Posted 02-24-2009 at 01:18 AM by Kerans VA
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Great poem! I can totally relate. I've got teenagers in the house too. Thanks!
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Posted 02-24-2009 at 01:19 AM by SallyK
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This is great, thanks for taking the time and sharing!
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Posted 02-24-2009 at 07:58 AM by leedrozak
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Thank you for your nice comments. It was a fun assignement to write.
Jan |
Posted 02-24-2009 at 04:19 PM by Your Virtual Wizard
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Great job Jan! I admire people that can write poetry and actually find words that rhyme to go together!
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Posted 02-24-2009 at 05:55 PM by Virtual Horizons
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Wow Jan!
Although I don't have a teenager, I do have 2 boys. Your poem actually brought tears to my eyes - in a good way What a wonderful post! |
Posted 02-24-2009 at 06:36 PM by Virtually Assisting You
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Such a creative and imaginative post! I'm in awe of people who can write poetry, especially when it's funny like this one!
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Posted 02-24-2009 at 10:30 PM by MandyJ
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Wow Janine. I loved your poem! What an amazing skill you have
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Posted 03-01-2009 at 09:45 AM by D_Victoria_Virtual_Assistance
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Wow I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 03-01-2009 at 10:21 PM by Katrina
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Congratulations Jan! This is a great post.
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Posted 03-02-2009 at 02:01 PM by mg virtual office solutions
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Thank you all. I'm deeply honored with the award and the support I have received here on VAF.
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Posted 03-02-2009 at 02:21 PM by Your Virtual Wizard
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Congratulation Jan. You surely deserved it with this post. Great job!
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Posted 03-02-2009 at 07:27 PM by TimeForLife
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Bravo Janine! Your son may think your uncool but I thought your poem was very cool!
I think many Virtual Assistants share your same feelings...awesome way to describe them. Thanks. |
Posted 03-03-2009 at 01:42 AM by tsmith
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This is awesome Jan! What a fun way to show how you spend a VA day!!! I love it and really enjoyed reading it!
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Posted 03-06-2009 at 09:17 PM by McCaul Assistance
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Great poem! And isn't it great you can be with your kids? Time flies and they leave home sooner than you think.
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Posted 03-09-2009 at 05:05 PM by KiwiVA
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Beautiful poem I can relate to. Thanks.
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Posted 03-10-2009 at 02:24 AM by mwanje1103
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Just beautiful because it came from your heart!!! You are very blessed with such a great perspective! Keep sharing your message with other women, it's a great pick me up!
Lara |
Posted 03-21-2009 at 06:57 AM by PrairieDog
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I just read this and loved it. Thank you!
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Posted 02-28-2010 at 01:14 PM by JoCarole
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Great poem! I absolutely love it as I can relate, and I'm sure many others can relate as well.
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Posted 04-01-2010 at 11:37 AM by RhondaHolscher
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Still my all-time favorite blog post, ever.
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Posted 04-08-2010 at 01:46 AM by Tess
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What a wonderful post!
I think many Virtual Assistants share your same feelings...awesome way to describe them. Thanks.











